If I'm a mod...

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 02/17/2016 at 18:15 • Filed to: Mod wars

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Everyone gets a Vanquish, and everyone gets fancy suits and stuff. Also, I'm awesome, Batman awesome. So yeah. I see no reason why I shouldn't or can't be a mod. Give me reasons why I couldn't be a mod. :p

Party-vi > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/17/2016 at 18:22

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Mods can’t drive or own ST vehicles. Too “proletariat”.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Party-vi 02/17/2016 at 18:28

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You callin me a peasant?

deprecated account > Party-vi 02/17/2016 at 18:33

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Do party officials get RS models? And if ST is too prole then what does that make a Focus S sedan?

Party-vi > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/17/2016 at 18:37

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Never, my good man, but you do happen to drive a peasant’s car.

El Rivinado > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/17/2016 at 18:40

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I don't want a Vanquish though. Hook a brother up with a Mach 1, can you do that for me?

Party-vi > deprecated account 02/17/2016 at 18:41

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Party officials drive SAABs and other mediocre cars that people seem to like for no reason (Volvos, Mazdas, manual Hondas, etc.). We don’t acknowledge the existence of the S sedan.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Party-vi 02/17/2016 at 18:41

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But I won’t be driving a peasant car next year. Just watch. So I should be eligible for mod status.

What exactly defines a peasant car though?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > El Rivinado 02/17/2016 at 18:41

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Depends on the year.

Party-vi > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/17/2016 at 18:43

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Anything without an “///M”, “RS”, “-V”, or “AMG” badge.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/17/2016 at 18:45

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Because Ben has Ted Cruze as a running mate.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Party-vi 02/17/2016 at 18:52

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How are you a mod then? :p

Grandfather clause?

wafflesnfalafel > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/17/2016 at 19:04

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How about just one of the first gen v12 Vantages with the manual? I really don’t need the panache of a Vanquish.

Party-vi > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/17/2016 at 19:07

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Yep - I own a car older than your grandfather, ergo I’m a Mod.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/17/2016 at 19:10

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Can I has a old, good looking vanquish ?

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Party-vi 02/17/2016 at 19:10

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My grandparents are dead....how could you own a car older than any of them?

That got dark quick.

El Rivinado > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/17/2016 at 19:24

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a 71 in dark green with white accents.

deprecated account > Party-vi 02/17/2016 at 21:43

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Ah.

Hey Julie > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 02/17/2016 at 23:02

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If K-roll becomes a mod I will leave and never return